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DIOGENES
No, no, no, no, no! It is just man now,
Naked on the eve of becoming.
You wanted me to lead tonight? Listen.
Crickets chirp. Even lunar Diana
Is gone. She herself has banished woman. Why won’t you? But hear. Hear.
The grove whispers.

Kindle $7
Paperback $10
Hardcover $17 (recommended!)



SCHOPENHAUER
My swift imagination outs with light!
Reason is gone. Behold my fright!

GOETHE
A fright is nothing but a friend in need.
Will you help me, though a ghost I be?

Kindle $7
Paperback $10
Hardcover $17 (recommended!)

Kindle $10
Paperback $13
Hardcover $20

Explaining his Time Machine to Adam—the anti-freeze, the circulatory pump, the gigawatt radiator, the clutch, the transmission, Zeus laugh-sighs and says, “I don’t know if you’re getting tired of me.”

IF YOU SEE ANY OF THESE CHILDREN OUTSIDE, BY THE WAY, PLEASE GIVE THEM A PLACE TO REST FOR THE EVENING. I TOLD THEM TO BE KIND TO STRANGERS.

Soft $17 / Hard $25

If ever there be universal space travel, please, for the health of future explorers, let half of every ship have wall-long windows looking out.

Kindle $10 / Soft $20 / Hard $30

Badger, sitting hunched at the edge of the boulder, blanket over his head, looks up like a precant at his life.

Kindle $5 / Soft $12

“Another virgin!” shouted Madame Constance. “Forgive me, darling. I must have my fun somehow. I kid, I kid, you three are lovely…“

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Wheelbarrow Pig (possibly haunted), $1000

Badwater Doggie, $250

Grandpa’s Glass Apple, $500

Deron Williams Jersey with Banana Stain, $2,000

Gamer Emerald, $500

Artie’s Rabbit Foot, $100

Untitled by Sam Lazy, $5,000 (message me, Lazy!)

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