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IF YOU SEE ANY OF THESE CHILDREN OUTSIDE, BY THE WAY, PLEASE GIVE THEM A PLACE TO REST FOR THE EVENING. I TOLD THEM TO BE KIND TO STRANGERS.

If ever there be universal space travel, please, for the health of future explorers, let half of every ship have wall-long windows looking out.
Badger, sitting hunched at the edge of the boulder, blanket over his head, looks up like a precant at his life.
“Another virgin!” shouted Madame Constance. “Forgive me, darling. I must have my fun somehow. I kid, I kid, you three are lovely…

Wheelbarrow Pig (possibly haunted), $1000

Badwater Doggie, $250

Grandpa’s Glass Apple, $500

Deron Williams Jersey with Banana Stain, $2,000

Gamer Emerald, $500

Artie’s Rabbit Foot, $100

Untitled by Sam Lazy, $5,000 (message me, Lazy!)

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